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by DonkeyHoagie
Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:28 am
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: New grocery store in Tyrone - with a twist
Replies: 4
Views: 6751

Re: New grocery store in Tyrone - with a twist

Great.
Cage-free, farm fresh hoagies.
Winner.
by DonkeyHoagie
Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:16 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: My Name's Not Brad
Replies: 0
Views: 2707

My Name's Not Brad

My name's not Brad It's unpronounceable ineffable devoid of impulse or carpet cleaner It is The sound of a snake snoring. The sound of angel-hair pasta doing a crossword. The sound of a chinchilla graveyard on Arbor Day. The sound of a minibike on a hill with a fat rider hair in the breeze. care to ...
by DonkeyHoagie
Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:10 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Who Art Thou Baby's Daddy? Father's Day 2010
Replies: 3
Views: 4106

Re: Who Art Thou Baby's Daddy? Father's Day 2010

All the welfare mommies! All the welfare mommies! All the welfare mommies! All the welfare mommies! All the welfare mommies! All the welfare mommies! All the welfare mommies! Now put your hands out Out in the street, walkin' by Sheetz I’m doing my own little thing Decided to strip but couldn't get n...
by DonkeyHoagie
Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:29 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Who Art Thou Baby's Daddy? Father's Day 2010
Replies: 3
Views: 4106

Who Art Thou Baby's Daddy? Father's Day 2010

E're spring eve we see the parade
That unravels like a wrecked circus train
What be the source of such profusion
that causeth such confusion
When arriveth Father's Day?

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by DonkeyHoagie
Thu May 06, 2010 3:38 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Hardman, Tic City Gravity
Replies: 3
Views: 4448

Re: Hardman, Tic City Gravity

'Tis a question pondered throughout time.
Part of the riddle that boggles the mind
If a poem falls in a forum thread
And remains there completely unread
does that poem still make a rhyme?

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by DonkeyHoagie
Sun May 02, 2010 4:30 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Hardman, Tic City Gravity
Replies: 3
Views: 4448

Hardman, Tic City Gravity

In Burger King parking lot Milkshake in my hand Gazing upon the Torino Gran Starsky and Hutch, slip the clutch Goodbye Sheetz, and hot dog treats Stop sign. Stop light. Stop light. Unable to slip beyond Pennsylvania Ave's surly bonds We spin back down, into town By what gravity are we held? Stuck to...
by DonkeyHoagie
Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:37 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Deer Jerky (Slight Return)
Replies: 3
Views: 4408

Deer Jerky (Slight Return)

What things are best?
The jerky of the deer?
A pelican's cheer?
Salty, unlike an angel's tear.
Meaty, just like a sinewy steer.
I could live on deer jerky.
And beer.
These things are best.
by DonkeyHoagie
Fri May 15, 2009 8:44 am
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Windmills on Ice Mountain - Gamesa Wind Turbines
Replies: 2699
Views: 1921141

Re: Windmills on Ice Mountain - Gamesa Wind Turbines

You just made the list, Yertle. :flag:
by DonkeyHoagie
Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:40 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Windmills on Ice Mountain - Gamesa Wind Turbines
Replies: 2699
Views: 1921141

Re: Windmills on Ice Mountain - Gamesa Wind Turbines

Like fishing shoots out of a barrell.

So what if it does burn a mountain down? More room for a hotel.

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by DonkeyHoagie
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:26 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: HOAGIE WARS
Replies: 83
Views: 217482

Re: HOAGIE WARS

There once was an onion hoagie forum
That struggled to maintain a semblance of decorum
To solve, once and for all, which hoagie is best
The good administrator should arrange a taste test
And I, Donkey Hoagie, volunteer to score 'em.

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by DonkeyHoagie
Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:27 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Demons (Hallows Eve VI)
Replies: 7
Views: 5196

Re: Demons (Hallows Eve VI)

D aytime Emmy
E rnie, Bert. Something weird about that.
M acarena, Hey
O lympic pool
N erds without remorse
S andwiches of profound agony
by DonkeyHoagie
Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:22 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Gamesa's 12 Days of Christmas
Replies: 3
Views: 3266

Gamesa's 12 Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Gamesa sent to me Twelve turbines thumping, Eleven lobbyists piping, Al Gore a-leaping, Nine glaciers advancing, Eight blades a-slicing, Seven swans no longer swimming, Six geese a- slaying, Five nipple rings, Cullling four calling birds, Dead French hens, Two decapi...
by DonkeyHoagie
Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:48 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Windmills on Ice Mountain - Gamesa Wind Turbines
Replies: 2699
Views: 1921141

Re: Windmills on Ice Mountain - Gamesa Wind Turbines

So, if Ice Mountain were an extrenely high wind area, would it be acceptable or is the wind speed insignificant because of the Golden Eagles? I do not think that it is just a coincidence. Somerset High School, on the Allegheny Front to the south of us, also chose the golden eagle as their mascot. W...
by DonkeyHoagie
Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:08 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Tyrone Milling
Replies: 14
Views: 10058

Re: Tyrone Milling

It would be cool if they had a motto on the site like "Mill, Baby Mill."
by DonkeyHoagie
Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:09 am
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: The Daily Onion: Northern Blair's Finest News Source
Replies: 42
Views: 23942

Re: The Daily Onion: Northern Blair's Finest News Source

Decision ‘08: Pennsylvanians Rally for Next Antichrist It’s that time again. Pennsylvania Republicans and Democrats are preparing to give their nod to the demonic lord who will represent Satan as the nation’s chief executive and who will usher in the end times. The faithful from both parties said t...