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by DonkeyHoagie
Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:09 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 25
Views: 14340

Ole Dead-eye Ray I
a milk can artillerist
Ready! Fire! Duck!
by DonkeyHoagie
Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Things I Miss About Tyrone
Replies: 256
Views: 179972

I long to hear the melancholy cry of the Paper Mill whistle. 7 8 noon 1 4 When a lad in class, there was nothing like the tender urgency of a 130-decibel steam whistle reminding you that the day--and time, itself--was slipping by. On some days, if I close my eyes and let myself slip into that blissf...
by DonkeyHoagie
Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:41 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Potatoe Chip Wars
Replies: 14
Views: 7501

I wooed my wife with gifts of barbecue Middleswarth chips.
by DonkeyHoagie
Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:40 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Who are you and what do you do?
Replies: 78
Views: 54270

Greetings to all!!! And honored to be in such fine company. My story is quite simple. I graduated from Tyrone High School, but, through a series of unfortunate self-inflicted head injuries and an extended run of Pike keg parties am unable to remember the exact date. It had a 9 in it, that I am sure....
by DonkeyHoagie
Sun May 27, 2007 9:39 am
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 25
Views: 14340

The tastes of Tyrone
Peanut butter meltaway
and Hoagies, always
by DonkeyHoagie
Fri May 25, 2007 1:06 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 25
Views: 14340

Consider my feet
So far below. My big toe.
No. belly button.
by DonkeyHoagie
Thu May 24, 2007 1:34 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: TWO 6TH GRADE TEACHERS RETIRING WITHOUT BEING REPLACED!?!?
Replies: 20
Views: 11794

Ahhh.
My old English is a bit rusty, but, I shall try to make it through that post.
A thousand pardons, "poste."
by DonkeyHoagie
Mon May 21, 2007 6:22 am
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Hoagie War Commemorative Tshirts
Replies: 12
Views: 7715

The t-shirt shall go well under my suit of armour.
So close to the heart.
by DonkeyHoagie
Fri May 18, 2007 6:01 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Hoagie Haiku
Replies: 69
Views: 37708

Lo, jilt64!
Poem served, Haiku jilted
Rhymes at the altar
by DonkeyHoagie
Fri May 18, 2007 5:50 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Love East End Hoagies
Replies: 36
Views: 18524

Sir Banksy-- Each hoagie has a story to tell. A song to sing. A scent to... umm... smell. No. These hoagies do not taste the same, but, are, rather like two delicious sonnets of love. Each formed of the same substance, but, each delivering a different sentiment. Whether you choose the Double E or th...
by DonkeyHoagie
Thu May 17, 2007 6:15 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: HOAGIE WARS
Replies: 83
Views: 252908

I pray you be in jest, dear Administrator, for if the hoagie name be exiled, I would then be simply Donkey and not Donkey Hoagie, de la Munchy. So be it! Let us now talk civily amongst ourselves not about hoagie wars; rather, about hoagie love! For sure as the sun sets in the west and the river's wa...
by DonkeyHoagie
Wed May 16, 2007 4:42 pm
Forum: Poetry Connection
Topic: Hoagie Haiku
Replies: 69
Views: 37708

Oh Dulcinea
to be spurned by a sandwich
Twixt heart and Hoagie.
by DonkeyHoagie
Wed May 16, 2007 4:37 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: TWO 6TH GRADE TEACHERS RETIRING WITHOUT BEING REPLACED!?!?
Replies: 20
Views: 11794

'twould be twice shamed: a brothel without piano and an organ incompetently played.
by DonkeyHoagie
Wed May 16, 2007 4:23 pm
Forum: Community Discussions
Topic: Windmills on Ice Mountain - Gamesa Wind Turbines
Replies: 2699
Views: 1971686

Fret not over the windmill's power to maim the wing'd bird; nor, equate its power with a cat's appetite, my friends. Rather, think hard of the foul spirit it engenders in one's very soul. For when we tap the power of wind do we not attempt to assail the heights of Babel, the very steps of God? What ...