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Sub-Prime Fallout Roils State College McMansion Market Dozens of State College residents join ranks of the mansion-less It was the American dream. And it ended in a nightmare. Brent Keens and his wife, Barbara, had just married and decided to move from their cramped 2,600 square -foot townhouse to ...

Welfare Mom Says Stipend is Barely Enough to Afford Alcohol Welfare mom may be forced to drink 12-ounce cans of beer, smoke smaller joints. Times are always hard for Gwenda Mowry, a mother of six or eight, who lives in Tyrone. Now, she said times are even harder. Mowry said that the inability for w...

Drunk Guy Editorial: The Primaries Are Fixed, Know What I Mean? We like to present Dotpenn as a forum for views of central and western Pennsylvania’s leading citizens. Today, we present an editorial on politcal primaries by Super Drunk Man, a legendary Pennsylvanian alcoholic, former MiTG pilot, po...

Study: Constant Yapping About Global Warming Causing Global Warming Mother Nature to humanity: “Shut up already.” Environmental scientists say that non-stop talking about global warming is releasing excess carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Carbon Dioxide, or CO2, is the leading culprit of global ...

Pickup Truck Driver Thanks NASCAR, Jesus for Record-setting Commute Commuter and his savior smash 45-minute trip to State College Billy Rae Richards knew the odds were against him that day. The commute in his Ford F150 pickup truck from his home in Tipton to his job as an HVAC specialist at Penn St...

Snyder Plan Would Zone Township Into Two Districts: We’ns and Thems Anti-zoning group: “you’ns is either fer us or agin us.” Pressed about zoning, Snyder Township may consider a proposal to create two districts in the municipality, one for “we’ns,” and one for “thems.” Beau Bo Brasson, who is headi...

Study: State College Residents Are Better than Rest of Us State College residents have known it for years and now it’s official. According to the Study on Elite Metropolitan Areas, State College residents are 30 percent better than other citizens of Pennsylvania and nearly 50 percent more cognizant...

Not sure if this was a violation of the Sunshine Laws or not. But it looks like supervisors are getting some much needed help. Township Supervisors Consider Improv Class Rehearsals are for summer stock and planning is for amateurs. Area township supervisors are reportedly taking improv classes from ...

Company Seeks Help to Augment Wind Farm’s Energy Production Beanies... Baby! That’s using your head. Not a phrase you hear on a regular basis in Tyrone, but local officials and wind farm proponents are hoping residents do just that to augment the power produced by a proposed wind farm. Residents wi...

SoccerMom wrote:And read the comments, people are failing for it hook, line and sinker. People actually think that wind mills are going to lessen our dependance on foreign oil!

By creating a dependence on foreign wind companies?

I gotta better idea: pass a law that makes all the atheists and secular humanists go to work on Christmas.
They may not believe in Jesus, but they sure believe in an extra vacation day.

Blair County Attorneys Issue Competitive Drinking Challenge Call Philly Lawyers 'Woosies"; Centre County Law Dogs, "Lightweights" The verdict is in... Blair County lawyers are the state's best drinkers and they are setting out to prove their case. Representatives from Blair's legal co...

Is there such thing as alcoholics anne onimous?
:drink:

Not to worry folks!
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PennDOT: Amish Labor, God's Grace Needed for I-99 Project Ye Ole Route 220 Shall be Replaced, PennDOT voweth PennDOT says I-99 is on the fast track thanks to some Pennsylvania residents noted for being on the slow track. PennDOT engineers are working with Amish craftsmen to complete the rest of I-9...