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It was Fyodor Dostoevsky who said, "Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded." I intend the following series of poems to explore the uses of satire in post modern society, as well as its utilization as a ...

I've never been in Burley's, but from the outside it doesn't have much appeal IMHO. They serve food. I'd think that would be right up your alley. You must attend the Donkey Basketball games at TAHS, cause that's right up your alley. Donkey Basketball. Quite a come-back. Allow me to take a moment to...

I've never been in Burley's, but from the outside it doesn't have much appeal IMHO. They serve food. I'd think that would be right up your alley. You must attend the Donkey Basketball games at TAHS, cause that's right up your alley. Donkey Basketball. Quite a come-back. Allow me to take a moment to...

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I was not in Tyrone during this time (there was a little matter of a restraining order enacted upon me by my fair Dulcinea) but, I do recall reading an article called, "Twirly Man" in Sports Illustrated.
Might this be the genesis?

Peter Sellers say... It, "Carefully, carefully, to catch a minkey." East End say it, "Carefully, carefully, to make hoagie." The French have no place In Tyrone's hoagie kitchens They have they're own strengths For instance, eating foie gras And yelling I surrender. d*mn! Tourette...

Peter Sellers say... It, "Carefully, carefully, to catch a minkey." East End say it, "Carefully, carefully, to make hoagie." The French have no place In Tyrone's hoagie kitchens They have they're own strengths For instance, eating foie gras And yelling I surrender. d*mn! Tourette...

Peter Sellers say... It, "Carefully, carefully, to catch a minkey." East End say it, "Carefully, carefully, to make hoagie." The French have no place In Tyrone's hoagie kitchens They have they're own strengths For instance, eating foie gras And yelling I surrender. d*mn! Tourette...

Peter Sellers say... It, "Carefully, carefully, to catch a minkey." East End say it, "Carefully, carefully, to make hoagie." The French have no place In Tyrone's hoagie kitchens They have they're own strengths For instance, eating foie gras And yelling I surrender. d*mn! Tourette...

Medium Howl-gee I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by hoagies, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the redneck streets between 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. (Tuesdays through Saturdays) looking for a Middleswarth potato chip fix, pierogieheaded hipsters burning for the ancient he...

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Mssr. Rick--
For future reference, in that I wish not to uptoss the apple cart:
Which termification has prompted your castigation:
Was it pierogie… or hoagie.
Or the name of the restaurant that shan't be named?

Yours in true shame,
Donkey Hoagie

Might I now be dubbed, "DonkeyPierogie?"

In some lands, hero
In others, sub or po' boy.
Here, usually, "locked."

Heckles, cackles, chants,
Cheers roll across autumn night.
Ray I in the house.