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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana . The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one o...

If there are any deals to be made, it should be for flood control NOT SIDEWALKS !! We are not selling a plot of land here, we are selling a mountain.... we are about to ruin the forest canopy and, along with everything else, we are taking a huge risk with our pristine watershed !!! Ice Mountain is n...

We made the paper again today !!

BeachBiker wrote:Hello - HELLO!
Anyone home?
The board got REAL inactive again the past few days... :huh:

Hey BB :w . It's summertime....gotta' keep the grass mowed.

There ya go BB..... lol, thought that was the one. OK, how about this one.... may not be the exact words.... something like; .... You have to think about one shot.... that's what it is all about. A deer has to be taken with one shot. I think this was a very deep statement made by this individual bec...

BB.... I remember the "Let's have lunch and smoke a cigarette " statement from somewhere. I'm not positive.... is it from "Police Academy ?"

:w .... It's GREAT to see you back again RedhairNFreckles !!

A middle aged couple fell in love and got married. She was approximately 65 years old and, by some miracle, she became pregnant and had a sweet little baby. She and her husband were so happy to become parents and all their friends were very happy for them also. After the baby was born, their friends...

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A 96 year old man was in the hospital recuperating from hip surgery. Every evening his son would visit him after he finished work and stay long enough, keeping him company, until his dad fell asleep. Every evening, at the same time, the nurse would come around to give his father his medication.... a...

Another great one Moses.... Thank you !!!

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:huh:.... Oh well, guess this wasn't a good idea after all.

Don't know if this is a good idea or not .:rolleyes: It could be enjoyable, as long as we are good little boys and girls and control ourselves. I know.... I know....it will be difficult.... Come on, we can do it.... let's (cleanly) lol. :devil: OK, here's a Johnny Carson/Ed McMann one, heard it last...

Like: Thanks to the new highway which takes the bulk of the traffic by us, instead of thru us, I enjoy the peacefulness of the area. This town was on it's way out many years ago. It was becoming a down right dirty 'ole town with businesses closing down and people moving away. Thank goodness someone...