Gamesa's 12 Days of Christmas

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DonkeyHoagie
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Gamesa's 12 Days of Christmas

Post by DonkeyHoagie »

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Gamesa sent to me
Twelve turbines thumping,
Eleven lobbyists piping,
Al Gore a-leaping,
Nine glaciers advancing,
Eight blades a-slicing,
Seven swans no longer swimming,
Six geese a- slaying,
Five nipple rings,
Cullling four calling birds,
Dead French hens,
Two decapitated turtle doves,
And a partridge impaled on a rotor blade!

I'm not married to the "five nipple rings" but ran out of dead bird references.
five pheasants ringed?
Anyway. Feel free to pitch your own versions.
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yertle
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Re: Gamesa's 12 Days of Christmas

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On the twelth day of Christmas
JVAS sent to me
12 birders pasting
11 articles lambasting
10 windmill sitings
9 of them reciting
8 facts and figures
7 of them stated
6 ways already
5 points a labored
4 experts quoted
3 studies cited
2 eyes are glazing
1 boring thread
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Re: Gamesa's 12 Days of Christmas

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Bravo!
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Re: Gamesa's 12 Days of Christmas

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Very good, guys! I kinda like the rings idea myself, makes me think of the soda can rings. Is that what they're called? Sorry, I'm a little blonde today! :eek:
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