Is this why Washington quartered at Valley Forge
So I needed red tape to build a front porch?
Is this why the messenger Paul Revere rode
So I needed a plumber to install a commode?
Is this why we beat the Nazi menace back
To lose our shirts and carpenter's crack?
Pennsylvanians! Open your eyes!
Let us take our stand!
Uniform Codes accessorize
with swastika armbands!
FredWaringWasMoney
Uniform Building Code Coda
Freds Words doth Ring Hollow
Thou thinkst that the code wouldst be bad
That they trample thy rights, O Mac Dad
But wouldst thou like to dwell
Near a ramshackle h*ll?
Where the roofs were all pink
And the sewers didst stink?
It tooks years to review
The code you eschew
But it wouldst be absurd
To ignore the phrase often heard
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you
That they trample thy rights, O Mac Dad
But wouldst thou like to dwell
Near a ramshackle h*ll?
Where the roofs were all pink
And the sewers didst stink?
It tooks years to review
The code you eschew
But it wouldst be absurd
To ignore the phrase often heard
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you