Rambling words of overweight white man
Thrown for all to see
Word after word he rambles on
Trying to steer history
Rambling words of an overweight white man
Attempting to sway an election
Word after word he rambles on
Spewing like a caesarean section
Rambling words of an overweight white man
Liberal to the core
Word after word he rambles on
Like an unpaid hollywood w-h-o-r-e
Bowling for Columbine, Downsize this, Farenheit 9/11
Words of useless thought
Hitler, Stalin, Castro and the Klan
They've all left millions distraught
Troubled times the future may hold
American may seem grim
But listen to him and soon you'll see
His lightbulb is moderately dim
Fourteen minutes and fifty nine seconds
One last second is enough
A blink, a stutter, a casual nod
And we'll be through with this cream puff