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:w .... It's GREAT to see you back again RedhairNFreckles !!

Thanks My2Cents, I missed this forum and everyone on it. I've been trying to read all the posts and get caught up.... :thumb:

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,
charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana .
The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus,
and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up,
having a great time, when one of them realized she
hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reached the top,
she found all the Blondes in fear,
staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of
them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked,
'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at her and whispered...
Yeah, but you have a driver.

Thanks! I got a chuckle out of that one...could you use the driver for golf too?

Oops...sorry! My blonde is showing...

I heard this yesterday, and thought it was so funny, and cute I had to post it.

A comedian was talking about his wife and said, "My wife makes me laugh harder than I ever make any of you laugh. The other day a man came up to her, and said he hadn't eaten for four days. My wife said,

"Boy, I'd give my right arm for that kind of discipline!"

Then second joke...about her,

My wife lost her credit card, but I'm not going to call and report it...no way! Whoever stole it is spending less than she did!

This one's for all you hunters.......

Bubba was attending his hunting club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the hunting trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow biker buddies, Bubba just got up and left to go back home to his wife.

When Bubba's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should be there but Bubba, sitting in front of his tent, beer in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go, Bubba?"

"I didn't have to" was Bubba's reply.

"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."

SO HERE I AM ! ! !...

I was tallking to a guy at the bar the other day. He said he used to work at the unemployment office. He said he hated it because when they fired him he still had to show up at work anyway. :stick:

Question: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu ???
Answer: For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.

Have you ever seen a dead penguin ?? In all those National Geographic specials and other specials pretaining to penguins, have you ever seen a dead penguin ?? Most likely you've never see one.... you know why ??
First of all these are very social creatures and they are noted for taking care of each other throughout their lifetime. When one of them passes away they all get together, dig a hole in the ice, and carefully lay the dead penguin by the hole. Then, they form a circle around the penguin, hold each others flippers and sing, Freeze A Jolly Good Penguin, Freeze A Jolly Good Penguin.....
When they finish the song.... they kick him in the ice hole.

My2Cents wrote: ... Then, they form a circle around the penguin, hold each others flippers and sing, Freeze A Jolly Good Penguin, Freeze A Jolly Good Penguin.....
When they finish the song.... they kick him in the ice hole.

And THIS, my friends, is WHY I never went ice fishing with several certain guys who participate on this forum ... :fogey: :wall:

There were two snowmen standing out in a field....
one snowman said to the other....
ya know, I smell carrots too.

Hmmm... The penguin joke sorta reminds me of the proper way to catch an elephant. you dig a really big hole and you fill it with ashes. Then you hide behind a tree and make and lot of noise. When the elephant comes to see what all the noise is about you sneak up behind him and kick him in the ash hole.. yuk yuk yuk... :thumb:

.... that would probably have to take a good swift kick Robbuck. Did anybody get the above snowman joke ?? I didn't get it at first.... it went way over my head for several hours.

Did ya hear about the guy who ran into a bar and said ouch ?? :rolleyes:

No, what happened.. But i did hear about the guy who walked down the street and turned into a bar... sorry this is getting out of hand. :rolleyes: