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Harlow wrote:First you go to the lake, then you ask the boat owner if you can take it on a cruise.

After that, you call Atlanta and see if you can get some hookers to come in to pleasure you.

If all that falls into place, make sure you tip the boat driver well so what happens on the boat, stays on the boat.
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The Vikings can't escape it even before the season.

From the AP -- Police cited Minnesota Vikings safety Dwight Smith and a 24-year-old woman for alleged indecent conduct early Saturday in downtown Minneapolis, the Star Tribune reported.

Officers released Smith, 28, and the woman at the scene, the Star Tribune reported, citing a police report.

Smith and the woman were found in a stairwell after police received a call, Lt. Thomas Rice told the newspaper.

Then there's Koren Robinson

Wide receiver Koren Robinson was among eight players cut by the Minnesota Vikings on Saturday, 10 days after he was charged with drunken driving and fleeing police.

Robinson, who made the Pro Bowl as a kick returner last season and signed a three-year, $12.7 million contract extension in March, was one of the Vikings' few bright spots last season.
Robinson's agent, Alvin Keels, didn't immediately return a phone call from The Associated Press.

Former coach Mike Tice convinced Robinson to sign with the team following a stint in an alcohol treatment facility in North Carolina, and the player rewarded Tice's faith with one of the best seasons of his up-and-down five-year career.

But as soon as things started looking up for the oft-troubled Robinson, he was back in jail.

His blue BMW sedan was caught on radar going more than 100 mph in a 55 mph zone on the night of Aug. 15, as he tried to get from the Twin Cities back to the team's training camp headquarters in Mankato for curfew.

When police tried to pull him over, Robinson refused to stop, police said. Robinson was arrested by police about 10 miles away in Mankato, where the Vikings hold their training camp, and the criminal complaint said a field test measured Robinson's blood-alcohol content at 0.11 percent.

It was the latest in a long line of alcohol problems for Robinson, who pleaded guilty to DUI while with the Seattle Seahawks in 2005 and was suspended for four games in 2004 for violating the league's substance abuse policy.


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Harlow wrote:The Vikings can't escape it even before the season.

From the AP -- Police cited Minnesota Vikings safety Dwight Smith and a 24-year-old woman for alleged indecent conduct early Saturday in downtown Minneapolis, the Star Tribune reported.

Officers released Smith, 28, and the woman at the scene, the Star Tribune reported, citing a police report.

Smith and the woman were found in a stairwell after police received a call, Lt. Thomas Rice told the newspaper...
I just don't understand.

I didn't know that it was illegal in Minneapolis just to go up a flight of stairs there. Or to go down. :wink: :stick:
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:mob: <=== That's not for you guys, that for my team...

Hey, I never said they were perfect...LOL

I've always rooted for the underdogs, but just when you think things can't get any more dismal... My boys always up and surprise me.

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On the heels of Oakland signing Jeff George, the Vikes look to ink Sean Salisbury by end of week....rumor has it John Clayton could be added as his personal center.
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banksy wrote:On the heels of Oakland signing Jeff George, the Vikes look to ink Sean Salisbury by end of week....rumor has it John Clayton could be added as his personal center.
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Post by Robbuck »

HEY RICK.... HOW 'BOUT THEM VIKES..Got the job DONE... looking good :thumb: whaddya think......a winning season this year???? sure would be a nice change... :hail: :hail: :hail: :bluebounce:
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I think I saw a trojan in Smoot's socks.
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I was quite happy, and that was nooooo trojan... LOL

Brad did well, but I'm gonna need a few more completions to be really happy.

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